Lisa has a dog named Hachi. He is a big white dog. He is very hyper and very "needy" as Lisa would say. Well he sleeps with me in my room along with Toby and well he farts. This morning his fart was bad enough that I thought he crapped in my bed. He does not normally stink so bad and well my nose has been offended to the point that I had to open all the windows in the house, turn on the fans, spray the fabreeze air freshner, and tell you all about it........by the way it has been a hour and I still smell it.
Lisa got some organic breakfast blend coffee from trader joes that I really like, then she came home with some starbucks blonde roast that is plain awesome too. Problem is when I brew either of them in my small 4 cup coffee pot I tend to drink all 4 cups before I eat breakfast. Some times I even brew another 4 cups and drink that with breakfast. I do not recall a time in my life where I ever drank so much coffee. I actually wish I had a full size coffee maker now. That being said if you like good tasty sipping coffee then you can not go wrong with either of those, I highly recommend them. If you like that kick your nuts through your eyeballs strong stuff that my Dad likes well I can't help you.
Lately I either do a small breakfast before I walk the BWD and Casey or I end up starving and eat a pretty large breakfast after. Either way they are usually some sort of eggs and potatoes or pancakes with coffee. Even going out for breakfast with Lisa I tend to get eggs with potatoes (Ham and cheese omelette and hash browns extra crispy with a side of sour dough toast thanks).
Actually it had become kinda hard to get places to make the tators as crispy as I would like. I get that from my Mom, she loved extra crispy tators. When I cook them at home I tend to set off the smoke detector in my search for crispy goodness. I think there needs to be a smoke detector that has a setting for those cooks like me. They could call it "awe damn fat dude is burning stuff again" or something like that. You should have to do nothing to have it enter this mode once you set it off like 5 times in 3 days. Once entered in to that mode it should tell you to open a window in stead of that annoying screech. Also a good Idea could be to make it so you can just yell at it to "shut up" in stead of having to go find a broom and poke a button for a random amount of time till it resets.
Ok almost 8am time to brew some beans and burn some tators. Have fun yall
Interesting post! I've smelled some pretty bad dog farts, but I think yours trumps them all. Big breakfasts are also good!
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